And found this! (In it's original form (basically, it makes me look retarded))

Once, long ago there lived an anorexic squirrel. He was diagnosed at a very young age and he is now in therapy and on medication. One day a nasty squirrel called pip replaced his medication with ecstasy. The anorexic squirrel got high on the ecstasy. He wet to visit his best friend but when he walked through the door there stood a giant killer rabbit! Without a thought his whipped out an Uzi and gunned the rabbit down. What he didn't know was that he was hallucinating and the rabbit was really his best friend. The next day, while he was in therapy, pip replaced his medication with ecstasy again. He went home and got high again, but this time he needed 2 pills to get high. This kept happening every day and every day he doubled his dosage. He was high on the roof of a building and then an army helicopter appeared. This was an hallucination but without a thought he dived off the building seeking cover. He was falling when out of luck a bouncy castle appeared to absorb his fall, but we all know that he was just hallucinating. Upon impact of the ground loads of other high squirrels thought they could save his life because they were all under the impression that they were superman. But then they all imagined Kryptonite and faked death on the spot. At this point the anorexic squirrel's brains were spread all over the road. All the high squirrels then realised that they weren't high, they were just completely fucked up. They went and collected the squirrels guts and brains and blended them together. They were going to eat them for supper but they realised there wasn't enough because the squirrel was anorexic so they all slaughtered each other until the last man standing. But he wasn't fucked up he just liked to kill so he left the guts and lived happily ever after.